I may be wrong, but...
This is my latest bitch session. The term "bitch" here referring to a complaint...not a female canine gender or that other use of the word so prevalent in urban society.
I may be wrong, but...
1. ...shouldn't every driver be required to use their turn signals, have a drivers license, and not be allowed to run red lights?
2. ...what are restaurant owners thinking when they entrust the total well-being of their business to hostesses who's only concern about their job is when they can go home?
3. ...when someone goes to prison for a heinous crime, is it supposed to be a pleasant experience?
4. ...shouldn't it be illegal for auto dealerships to charge $200 for a $6 part and $100 to tell you about it?
5. ...Paris Hilton...what's the point? (This particular item list is endless btw)
6. ...Letterman just signed a new contract extension...c'mon CBS, he isn't funny any more.
7. ...I never understood Jay Leno getting the tonight show...taking Johnny Carson's place?
8. ...shouldn't it be illegal to make modern consumer electronics equipment disposable? Cases in point: plasma televisions, DVD players, and computers.
9. ...aren't we about done with this Iraq mistake?
10. ...is The Dog Whisperer making a fortune teaching us dumb-ass humans how not to screw up our dogs? (I enjoy the show btw)
11. ...Hillary Clinton will be the first female US president...possibly as soon as '08.
12. ...is Scarlett Johanssen incredibly appealing...or just weird looking?
13. ...shouldn't it be a law that stores can't put out any Xmas stuff at least until after Labor Day?
14. ...putting a breathalizer on the starter of a car (for drunk drivers) is a stupid idea? "Here honey, blow in this for me so I can start the car. And when we get home, remember to suck...blow is just an expression at home!"
15. ...would a big old fence stretched across the US/Mexican border really work? They'll just come in through the gate.
16. ...should 700 pound people in tiny electric cars be allowed to eat at Hometown Buffet?
17. ...shouldn't there be a law requiring people (men especially) to wash their hands after going to the restroom in a public place?
18. ...shouldn't people you know acknowledge receipt of your emails (let alone answer them)?
19. ...paying for air at a gas station is supposed to be illegal, isn't it?
20. ...shouldn't the most modest motel provide a bath towel bigger than a dish rag?
If anyone reading this would like to contribute...have at it. I'm sure there are thousands more.
I may be wrong, but...
1. ...shouldn't every driver be required to use their turn signals, have a drivers license, and not be allowed to run red lights?
2. ...what are restaurant owners thinking when they entrust the total well-being of their business to hostesses who's only concern about their job is when they can go home?
3. ...when someone goes to prison for a heinous crime, is it supposed to be a pleasant experience?
4. ...shouldn't it be illegal for auto dealerships to charge $200 for a $6 part and $100 to tell you about it?
5. ...Paris Hilton...what's the point? (This particular item list is endless btw)
6. ...Letterman just signed a new contract extension...c'mon CBS, he isn't funny any more.
7. ...I never understood Jay Leno getting the tonight show...taking Johnny Carson's place?
8. ...shouldn't it be illegal to make modern consumer electronics equipment disposable? Cases in point: plasma televisions, DVD players, and computers.
9. ...aren't we about done with this Iraq mistake?
10. ...is The Dog Whisperer making a fortune teaching us dumb-ass humans how not to screw up our dogs? (I enjoy the show btw)
11. ...Hillary Clinton will be the first female US president...possibly as soon as '08.
12. ...is Scarlett Johanssen incredibly appealing...or just weird looking?
13. ...shouldn't it be a law that stores can't put out any Xmas stuff at least until after Labor Day?
14. ...putting a breathalizer on the starter of a car (for drunk drivers) is a stupid idea? "Here honey, blow in this for me so I can start the car. And when we get home, remember to suck...blow is just an expression at home!"
15. ...would a big old fence stretched across the US/Mexican border really work? They'll just come in through the gate.
16. ...should 700 pound people in tiny electric cars be allowed to eat at Hometown Buffet?
17. ...shouldn't there be a law requiring people (men especially) to wash their hands after going to the restroom in a public place?
18. ...shouldn't people you know acknowledge receipt of your emails (let alone answer them)?
19. ...paying for air at a gas station is supposed to be illegal, isn't it?
20. ...shouldn't the most modest motel provide a bath towel bigger than a dish rag?
If anyone reading this would like to contribute...have at it. I'm sure there are thousands more.
posted by James | 5:21 AM
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